A Course In Miracles - Just Another Cult…
Posted by Pastor Kurt | Filed under Humor Helps, Kingdom of the Cults, My Free Time, The Moral Decline, Video, Web Clips
Is ‘A Course In Miracles’ a cult? Lets see the evidence.
- In ‘A Course In Miracles’ their is no world its all in your imagination.
- In ‘A Course In Miracles’ their is no death its all in your imagination.
- In ‘A Course In Miracles’ sin is not real.
- In ‘A Course In Miracles’ the pain and guilt you have is something you have made up in your mind.
- In ‘A Course In Miracles’ God is not a person, but a eternal creating energy.
- In ‘A Course In Miracles’ you are in complete control of your destiny and purpose.
- In ‘A Course In Miracles’ you are perfect and without defect.
This is just another new age cult. The same rhetoric with a new spin. The same old shanty with a fresh coat of paint. In 2008 as a Christian you better be able to separate truth from error.
…because they received not the love of the truth, that they might be saved. And for this cause God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: That they all might be damned who believed not the truth, but had pleasure in unrighteousness. 2 Thessalonians 2:10-12
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Lawyer Story - Cigars and Arson
Posted by Pastor Kurt | Filed under Humor Helps, Web Clips
This is supposed to be a true story and was the First Place winner in the recent Criminal Lawyers Award Contest. I just get these things by email so I can’t vouch for that.
Charlotte, North Carolina. A lawyer purchased a box of very rare and expensive cigars, then insured them against, among other things, fire.
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The Driver’s Permit
Posted by Pastor Kurt | Filed under Humor Helps, Web Clips
A young teen had just gotten his driver’s permit and inquired of his father, an evangelist, if they could discuss the use of the car. His father took him into his study and said to the teen, “I’ll make a deal with you, son. You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible more, get your hair cut, and we’ll talk about the car.
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The Top 10 Reasons Why The Average Christian Can’t Play Baseball
Posted by Pastor Kurt | Filed under Humor Helps
10. Doesn’t practice all week, but expects to start on game day.
9. Gets upset when every ball that’s hit doesn’t come directly to him.
8. Never swings at a pitch because, “this pitcher doesn’t throw like the last pitcher. The game’s just not the same since he left.”
7. Wants to run home before going to first base.
6. Chatters in order to keep his own teammates from hitting the ball.
5. Doesn’t come to the game unless the coach personally calls him on the phone, each week, and invites him to show up.
4. Won’t run after the ball if it’s more than three feet away. After all, surely somebody will get it sooner or later.
3. Thinks baseball cleats are for leaving neat designs on his teammates backs.
2. Gets upset because the phone line to the bull pen doesn’t have call waiting. If it did, he could gripe about how bad the pitcher is doing, and yet never miss out if someone wanted to talk about the catcher.
1. Thinks the game will last so long, that the concession stand will be closed before it’s over.
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10 THINGS YOU NEVER HEAR IN CHURCH
Posted by Pastor Kurt | Filed under Humor Helps
1. Hey! It’s my turn to sit in the front pew.
2. I was so enthralled, I never noticed your sermon went 25 minutes over time.
3. Personally I find witnessing much more enjoyable than golf.
4. I’ve decided to give our church the $500 a month I used to send to TV evangelists.
5. I volunteer to be the permanent teacher for the junior high Sunday
school class.
6. Forget the denominational minimum salary, let’s pay our pastor so he can live like we do.
7. I love it when we sing hymns I’ve never heard before!
8. Since we’re all here, let’s start the service early.
9. Pastor, we’d like to send you to this Bible seminar in the Bahamas.
10. Nothing inspires me and strengthens my commitment like our annual
stewardship campaign!
Bible Study Bloopers
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The first book of the Bible is Guiness, in which Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.
Noah’s wife was called Joan of Ark.
Lot’s wife was a pillar of salt by day and a ball of fire by night.
The Jews had trouble throughout their history with the unsympathetic Genitals.
Samson slayed the Philistines with the axe of the apolstles.
Unleavened bread is bread made without ingredients.
Moses went to the top of Mt. Cyanide to get the 10 commandments.
The seventh commandment is “thou shalt not admit adultery”
Joshua led the Hebrews in the battle of Geritol.
David fought with the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in Biblical times.
Solomon had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.
The people who followed Jesus was called the 12 decibles.
The epistles were the wives of the apostles.
One of the opposums was St. Matthew. Paul preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage.
A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony.
